tickner
a feeble/clumsy attepmt at picking up with a girl, usually resulting in other males laughing ruthlessly at the culprit
tickner by jono smith August 23, 2006
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Torridge turd tickler
An unelected pen pusher who works for district government who derives pleasure from tickling random floaters left in public toilets. They will normally perform this ritual after screwing a smaller branch of local government out of assets.
Jen: Hey Wallace
Wallace: Hey Jen, hows it going?
Jen: It's going great. I've just stripped another asset from a town council, so I'm of down the public loos to perform a Torridge turd tickler to celebrate.
Wallace: Sounds good. Hope someones left a nice curler for you
Wallace: Hey Jen, hows it going?
Jen: It's going great. I've just stripped another asset from a town council, so I'm of down the public loos to perform a Torridge turd tickler to celebrate.
Wallace: Sounds good. Hope someones left a nice curler for you
Torridge turd tickler by C.H.Ungs October 16, 2019
dick tickler
That old, toothless Scottish bastard has a bunch of cum caught in his dick tickler from sucking his brothers cock.
dick tickler by scream_clarity September 10, 2011
Pickle Tickler
Noun,
A tongue, lip or any other Intra-oral and/or peri-oral piercing designed to increase and facilitate stimulation of the penis while performing oral sex. Popular among those who identify themselves as a hoochie, whore, sluts, cholita, juggalette, douche baggette, punk, fairy, puffer, emo, homo, and/or trollo.
A tongue, lip or any other Intra-oral and/or peri-oral piercing designed to increase and facilitate stimulation of the penis while performing oral sex. Popular among those who identify themselves as a hoochie, whore, sluts, cholita, juggalette, douche baggette, punk, fairy, puffer, emo, homo, and/or trollo.
Pickle Tickler by JRPGking December 21, 2009
goblin tickler
goblin tickler by Vamsinnie March 28, 2009
tip tickler
1. A hilarious joke that someone tells that can often be interpreted as very strange and obscure, but still gets a lot of good laughs.
2. A homeless man, usually of Chinese descent, who stands on the 405 highway in Los Angeles offering circumcisions for only twenty dollars with a rusty scalpel to anyone desiring their foreskin to be removed.
2. A homeless man, usually of Chinese descent, who stands on the 405 highway in Los Angeles offering circumcisions for only twenty dollars with a rusty scalpel to anyone desiring their foreskin to be removed.
Gee, that one sure was a tip tickler!
Hey, Jim, you're Christian, right? You should totally speak to that tip tickler over there.
Hey, Jim, you're Christian, right? You should totally speak to that tip tickler over there.
tip tickler by garfsnarf December 17, 2022
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