have one's ticket punched

To be killed, or otherwise gotten rid of. From the practice of punching a hole in a ticket in order to cancel it.

Trotsky became a liability, so Stalin had his ticket punched.

It's a raw deal to have one's ticket punched the day before Christmas.

by Annabellastasia April 18, 2011

steamer's ticket

To have sex with someone three times your age plus two
i.e. if you are 18, partner is 56

hey matey, I earned my steamer's ticket last night. I slept with an old bird on a cruise ship after she gave me a tug on the dance floor

by anonymous September 15, 2020

willy wonka's golden ticket

when a woman gives a man the privilage of entering the "chocolate factory", she's given him willy wonka's golden ticket.

the other night, i finally succumed to my curiousity and gave aaron willy wonka's golden ticket.

by avivo April 21, 2006

That's the ticket

A phrase used by someone who is shifty and they want to express the notion that they have ulterior motives. Usually said at the end of their sentence.

This phrase was coined by Jon Lovitz playing the character Tommy Flanagan on SNL.

Bob: Where are you going?

Sally: (who is planning to ditch Bob) "I'm uh...uh... going to the restroom. Yeah, that's the ticket."

Bob: Ok hope everything comes out ok.

I'm growing 'vegetables' (marijuana). Yeah, that's the ticket

by Lincoln's Wet Nurse October 8, 2017

ticket stacking

Whenever shit head servers do not know how to do their job.

You have only one job, stop fucking ticket stacking!

by Pissedoffcook July 20, 2017

ticket stamping

to repeatedly penetrate or fuck the aural cavity of another with one's tongue

"SHE'S GREAT AT TICKET STAMPING, BRAH. HER TONGUE WAS ALL UP IN MY EAR."

by all_yr_songs November 18, 2011

ticket stub

in British slang, a tab of paper soaked with LSD.

I was chewin' on a ticket stub

by fratelli March 8, 2007