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Trickdick 

A retractable female dick that is able to erect and retract in the matter of seconds. The nature of the dick appearing and disappearing is similar to a magic trick thus the name “trickdick”.
Ayo you hear about ally F-dawg turned around to get a drink of water and he got a trickdick up the butt! Left him crying.
Trickdick by Arod18 May 28, 2019

Tick Dick 

a dick that is between one cenimeter and 3 inches long
I was with this guy last night and he had a great body but he had Tick Dick
Tick Dick by JDL32895 August 6, 2008
a guy with a very small dick that looks just like a tictac
It was no fun at the nightstand he had a ticdick
ticdick by Beachpls September 4, 2017

3-tick-dick-flick 

A 3-tick-dick-flick is when you reach the point of orgasm in 1.8 seconds (generally males).
The ever so growing MMORPG 'RuneScape', where the tick term derives, has a system of timed events based on ticks. These convert to around 0.6 seconds/tick.
Guy: Dude, I fucked this girl last night, but I 3-tick-dick-flicked her...

friend: Mate... that's rough; sorry, bro

tick dick 

Guy whose dick swells due to the bite of a tick. Dick usually appears angry for 3 weeks.
Jeff went camping and all he came back with was tick dick. Now its the size of a pepperoni.
tick dick by D.D.T. May 29, 2006

trickdickanatomy 

A 3 course. study of the power that a man can have on a woman just by his private parts .

Course 1. Recognizing the power

2. Living with the power in

Our daily lives

3. Evaluations
After the woman finish the trickdickanatomy course they will earn their degree.
trickdickanatomy by Thoughtnot October 21, 2020
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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