thundernut

a massive explosive orgasm releasing a gargantuous amount of semen.

"dude i thundernutted that hoe in the face!"

by Thundernut October 25, 2007

Thundernut

to Thundernut (verb) is when a a person ejaculates and the orgasm is strong enough to trigger a lightning strike in the vicinity by the sheer power of the nut leaving the dick . Any surface which recieves a “Thundernut” is let with a burn mark as the ejaculate immediately evaporates.

friend 1 : Bro did you hear that wicked thunderstrike?
friend 2 : That was all me bro , i Thundernutted.
friend 1 : Bro...

by big pennis dennis December 23, 2018

Thundercunting

1.) Chucking something with extreme force, and extremely precise, mostly meant to break objects the size of a hamster (organism.)

2.) An annoying sped bitch.

1.) Jesse absolutely thundercunting his hamster against a wall after losing a ranked match. It splattered all over his face with blood, instantly dying. It was funny as hell, but traumatizing for Tommy, his little brother.

2.) "You know Emily?"

"Yeah, that thundercunt?"

by 1rexie July 26, 2023

Thunderbite

Massive case of under bite.

Hey bro, check out that bitch, she rockin' a thunderbite!

by tjseal3403 October 14, 2011

thundercuck

One who is astoundingly and grievously cucked, to the nth degree. Often used to refer to someone who is spineless, beta, butthurt, or easily triggered.

Quit whining about trolls and stop being such a thundercuck.

by bemorechadlike March 4, 2017

Cockwombling thundercunt

The ultimate worst type of insult to be used to describe a person who believes themselves to be so self important that no one else even matters. To be called a cockwombling thundercunt you have done something so unbelievably selfish to truly piss someone off and even worse you dont even realise you've done anything wrong.

Hey, that Phil is a right selfish cockwombling thundercunt!

by KittyCat1982 March 31, 2020

Thundercunt

Absolutely slamming or throwing something into something else with great force, most often a wall.

"My buddy Eric thundercunted his hamster into a wall after losing four ranked League of Legends matches"

"My mom grounded me for four weeks after I repeatedly thundercunted my brother into the table for playing on my Xbox"

by Vassal of Merlok the Dark August 9, 2023