thunder sticks 

large, stinky, and long turds

"Dude i just made some thunder sticks in the bathroom"

thunder sticks by noah p m. October 17, 2008

Thunder sticks 

Long thin plastic ballons used as noisemakes iby fans at sporting events, usually in cities that don't have fans who can make real noise (See Los Angeles Angels).

Man #1 - "Why did all these Angels fans bring their dildos to the game Today?

Man #2 - "They're not dildos, those are those stupid thunder sticks. None of them can cheer properly, so they smack those things together"

Thunder sticks by nyjyrk June 19, 2010

thunder stick 

penis

(oohlalas-testicles)

My thunder stick was loooking for action

thunder stick by oahu232 October 31, 2007

Meaty thunder stick 

Synonym of penis.

"Did Michael Jackson bleach his meaty thunder stick too?"

Meaty thunder stick by RatWithHat June 8, 2024

thunderstick 

A nickname for a large and or powerful penis. The phallus is known as the "thunderstick." The semen is known as "lightning" or "rain." After having intercourse with a thunderstick, the female has been "thunderstruck."

Girl A- So Preston got tanked at the party and got naked. His penis is rather large and rather thick. I think it qualifies as a thunderstick.
Girl B- Nice! I hope i get struck by lightning!


Man A- Dude, I make it rain on dem hoes with my thunderstick.


Boy A- Yeah i boinked her last night. She's been thunderstruck.
Boy B- Shizzle

thunderstick by sensimillia October 9, 2008

Thunderstick 

a slang term for a firearm, usually a shotgun of the 12 gauge variety.

Homie got hit with a thunderstick and was DOA!

Thunderstick by sepsev1982 October 15, 2011

thunderstick 

When a women uses her dildo so fast that u cannot see it any more means it is a thunderstick

Dave watches mary use her thunderstick so fast that he could see it any he about blew his load all over her

thunderstick by doesnt matter April 29, 2004