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thumb detecting nut fucker

The right tool for every job.
Sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
If you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. You'll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.
Fellow 1: What happened to your hand?
Fellow 2: Tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut fucker.
Fellow 1: Say no more.

thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.
If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.

Trump nuts

A pair of any orange sphere pressed together below the waist
(Pulls out 2 orange golf balls) hey bro look at my trump nuts
Trump nuts by Bbg_central November 22, 2025

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026