(v.)
Transitive:
• to distract; to confuse
• to yeet (an object)
Intransitive:
• — also throw — to make a mistake; to lose unplanned/accidentally
• to stresslax (See stresslaxing)
• That car horn really threw me off.
• I just throw my things off whenever I get home.
• Come on, dude, don't throw off now. You're almost winning!
• I always throw off cuz I'm depressed af.
Girlfriend: Where were you last night? You said you'd be right back but you were gone for hours!
Boyfriend: I rode with my buddy to Walmart and he is a fucking idiot and locked his keys in the car! And then he wouldn't let me call AAA cause he's too broke to pay the fee...
Buddy: Hey man why you gotta throw off on me like that? Just tell her we went to the strip club.