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Throwing the jacks down 

I'll be right back, I gotta "throw the jacks down".

Throwing the Jacket Off 

With a jacket covering up your cock, masturbating so no one can see you do it.

Or with a jacket covering it up, having your girlfriend give you a hand job
Throwing the jacket off - Jordan needed to bust a nut, but there were too many people in the room so he covered himself up and threw the jacket off.

Rita wanting to please her man in public so she laid a jacket across his lap and threw his jacket off.

throwing the ham javelin

I developed my strong grip by throwing the ham javelin.

throwing up the jets

The act of making a fist with your thumb and pinky out
Person 1: what are you going to do when the teacher confronts you?
Person 2: Im throwing up the jets and leaving
throwing up the jets by crashlax October 31, 2013

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026