Throw ham

Invented by Soviet General Georgi Zhukov in 1944, this amazing technique was used by the Red Army to pummel the Nazi war machine into submission by tossing ham into German-held towns and trenches. Tossed by an expert ham-thrower, an average flying piece of ham travels at an average of 76 mph. The end result is a massive pile of blood, brains, and gibs. Often fired from Artilley or by a soldier himself, ham has and now will forever be used as a monstrous weapon of war.

KID:*insert long paragraph here* Dammit! German forces have us outnumbered! What should we do?
YOU:Throw ham!

Throw ham by Steel Czar January 21, 2010

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9 

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9 by Zonal K September 25, 2019

to throw the hammer 

to lift up a woman and fuck her against the wall.

she's banging, I'd really like to throw the hammer!!

to throw the hammer by pendletonbound August 8, 2003

Throw a Hammer at Her 

Code word for “fix it” *must be pronounced with canadian accent”

Jack: Got any plans with the truck this weekend bud?

Paul: Oh ya know bud just gonna throw a hammer at her so i can take her out rompin next weekend. huh bud?

Throw a Hammer at Her by Dripdroptiptopsnipsnopkipkop October 16, 2019

hammer throw 

n. Perhaps the most arcane and archaic field event still contested at the Olympics and only marginally less silly than tug o'war or tossing the caber as a competition for grown ups. Strong lobbying by Canada and Scotland, who use hammer throwing in their cross-training for tossing granite rocks in ice-curling, keeps the sport from going the way of the Dodo and the standing fish-slap.

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Do you think folks would watch the hammer throw if we made the competitors stand in deep sand and wear skimpy bathing suits?

No.

hammer throw by gnostic1 August 8, 2012

Hammer throw 

When you bang a girl on their period, pull the tampon out by the string, whirl it around and throw it against the wall.

I met a girl last night, she had her period so I showed her the hammer throw.

Hammer throw by Bucktooth legend March 15, 2022

Hammer Throw 

To throw a frisbee overhand as if you were throwing a baseball. The thumb rests on the inside lip of the frisbee. You can reverse your grip and the throw then becomes the Hebrew Hammer.

Person A: Hey dude, should I throw the Hammer Throw or the Hebrew Hammer around this tree?

Person B: Yeah dude, for sure. I'm gonna smoke this joint!

Hammer Throw by Dave Red October 20, 2008