1 definition by Steel Czar
Invented by Soviet General Georgi Zhukov in 1944, this amazing technique was used by the Red Army to pummel the Nazi war machine into submission by tossing ham into German-held towns and trenches. Tossed by an expert ham-thrower, an average flying piece of ham travels at an average of 76 mph. The end result is a massive pile of blood, brains, and gibs. Often fired from Artilley or by a soldier himself, ham has and now will forever be used as a monstrous weapon of war.
KID:*insert long paragraph here* Dammit! German forces have us outnumbered! What should we do?
YOU:Throw ham!
YOU:Throw ham!
by Steel Czar January 22, 2010