throck morton

A phrase describing the curvature of one's penis. It is used in conjunction with left of right to describe the side to when the penis curves.

My weiner curves to the left, therefore I am throck morton left.

by peeweejd March 25, 2004

throck morton

people of the land of Mor (in Ireland) of the clan Throck.
(comes from ireland...)

The Throck Morton's are a fine bunch!

by aaron June 6, 2004

Throck Morton Sign

A medical term used to describe the orientation, as seen on an Xray,of a man's penis with respect to his lower extremity injury. A positive Throck-Morton sign is when the penis points to the side of the injury.

Senior Doctor: Mr. Jones has a femur and tibial fracture of his right leg.

Intern: Incidentally, I note on the x-ray that was taken of his pelvis that his johnson is pointing to the right - the same side as his injuries.

Senior Doctor: That, my young man, is a positive Throck Morton Sign.

Intern: I have so much to learn!

Senior Doctor: Indeed you do, indeed you do.

by RTA16 October 11, 2008

throck morton's

In the medical field, Throck Morton's describes a situation in which a male's penis points to the affected leg or side.

Doctor: "This man's got a hairline fracture on the left proximal neck of the femur."

Nurse: "I don't see anything how can you tell?"

Doctor: "Throck Morton's on the left."

by super monkey man November 6, 2008

Throckmorton

He's your cousin who is suuuuper good at skateboarding. Throcky for short.

Me: Hey, did you see my cousin Throckmorton skateboarding last night bro? He kiiiilled it.

Johnathan (or something I don't remember his name): Please set me free I don't know you or Throcky I just want to go back home I have a family and I really don't like being tethered to your basement wall it's cold and i'm hungry and itchy

by Throcky June 7, 2018

Throckmorton

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder. Sometimes known as Throcky.

"Your cousin Throckmorton skateboards from rest down a curved, frictionless ramp. If we treat Throckmorton as a particle, he moves through a quarter-circle with radius 3.00 m. Throcky and his skateboard have a total mass of 25.0 kg."

by e-j-o-s June 6, 2018

Throckmorton

A very good skater. Probably, he is your cousin. Sometimes he is quite obnoxious.

-Hey Throckmorton, wanna han...
*Punch*
- You can't stop a Throck.

*You keep crying over the floor*

by Sred January 24, 2020