Throckmorton 

He's your cousin who is suuuuper good at skateboarding. Throcky for short.

Me: Hey, did you see my cousin Throckmorton skateboarding last night bro? He kiiiilled it.

Johnathan (or something I don't remember his name): Please set me free I don't know you or Throcky I just want to go back home I have a family and I really don't like being tethered to your basement wall it's cold and i'm hungry and itchy

Throckmorton by Throcky June 7, 2018

Throckmorton 

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder. Sometimes known as Throcky.

"Your cousin Throckmorton skateboards from rest down a curved, frictionless ramp. If we treat Throckmorton as a particle, he moves through a quarter-circle with radius 3.00 m. Throcky and his skateboard have a total mass of 25.0 kg."

Throckmorton by e-j-o-s June 6, 2018

Throckmorton 

A very good skater. Probably, he is your cousin. Sometimes he is quite obnoxious.

-Hey Throckmorton, wanna han...
*Punch*
- You can't stop a Throck.

*You keep crying over the floor*

Throckmorton by Sred January 24, 2020

Throckmorton 

1. Term in radiology used to describe the likelihood that the direction that the penis is hanging towards is the side of the trauma or injury.
2. Can also be referred to as a positive or negative throckmorton.

positive throckmorton-toward the injury

negative throckmorton - away from the injury

Direction of the dangle points the way to the pain.

Tech: "Is that a hairline fracture in the left femur?"

Radiologist: "Why of course! Didn't you notice the throckmorton?"

Throckmorton by pseudoten June 5, 2010

Throckmorton 

Your cousin, throckmorton

“hey you hear throckmorton is coming over?“
“our crazy cool goose chasing skate board ridin cousin!“

Throckmorton by Tingle me dingle July 11, 2023

Throckmorton 

A man that likes to have lots of gay sex. Like A LOT of gay sex. He's so horny and deprived of women that he became gay just to get head.
The male version of Hoe for females.

James: Did you hear how Jack had that huge gay orgy last night?
Jayce: Yeah he was a total Throckmorton

Throckmorton by The word Professorional May 31, 2022

throckmorton 

n: invented by Sir Thomas Throckmorton after a series of pisswangle accidents in the 1870's in which gentlemens' nuts were crushed by the wangle rollers, this device allowed only the willy itself to be drawn through the rollers of the pisswangle thus sparing the nads.

Egad you swine! You've drawn my balls straight through the throckmorton!

throckmorton by Nate December 17, 2004