throblimb 

When an individuals penis throbs so much that it begins to sprout it’s own limbs and takes on the appearance and personality of a 54 year old e-commerce agent named Richard rosters.

Random passerby “Yo what the fuck that cock is a total throblimb. Hot.”

throblimb by Pickler tickler the sequel May 25, 2023

Throblem 

That random boner you get for no reason during the day.

I think we have a throblem...

Throblem by Skate53baker January 27, 2011

throblobster 

A throblobster is just a really ugly erect penis.

Susie was cautioning Jane about going out with her ex, Mike. You know he”s a good guy, but that throblobster in daylight is just unsettling.

throblobster by Torbert February 2, 2023