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Threetard 

The useless person who sits in seat three in a eight for rowing.
What does threetard even do?
Nothing, they're just the extra body to make eight.
Threetard by Rowing August 28, 2012

Halo Threetianity

A religion, such as Christianity, that is practiced every holy day, involving all Halo 3 Xbox Live subscribers. Holy Days are every night, from 6:00 PM-6:00 AM.
Person A: I celebrate Christianity, therefore my favorite day is December 25th.
Person B: Well I celebrate Halo Threetianity, and our holiday is September 25th.
Halo Threetianity by Rajbeer October 19, 2007
Someone who will always take your Sigma parkour World Records within a month of you getting it. Also very annoying but still cool
*Submits a World Record speedrun*
Treesan a week later:
*Submits a Run about a second faster or more*
Person who submited it first: Stop always stealing my records Treesan
Treesan by Ymir188 September 9, 2020

threeman 

A word for somebody who is fat. Eg. Triple Man.
Somebody who weighs 310 pounds would be a threeman.
threeman by drcrazy4 May 20, 2008

treestar 

the obsession of long necks in the 37th land before time "i've lost the valley" story
"TreeeeeSTAR"
"....Thats a leaf, retard"

"I like to sleep with my treestar"
"...you have no freinds"
treestar by Caitlin & Anneke October 8, 2003

Threetard 

A person who needs at least three promotions just to be considered stupid.
I can't believe you would do something like that! You are such a threetard!
Threetard by 2Q+2Q=4Q November 25, 2020