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Three Forks 

The biggest little party town in Montana. Has about 2,000 residents, so if you have no idea what you're doing, someone else does. Also has about zero hot guys.
Only things to do is get high and have sex. If you can't do either you eat cheesey bread. Has anyone noticed the increasing price of cheesey bread by the way?
"Hey did you see that hot guy? Is he new?"
"No way you think we'd have on of those in Three Forks?"
"You're right, let's go get high"
Three Forks by t-bag-t-forks February 8, 2009
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three forks 

a small town in montana. if you are in middle school u seem to feel like all thats out there is to be a whore. if u are looking for sex and have low standards this town has the easiest girls around
hey junior high girl of three forks
hey. do u want to sleep with me
**takes second look... hell No!!
she jumps on him and gets pregnant
three forks by 1234567890sdfghjkl February 9, 2009

foreskin submarine is pulling into tuna town for a three night stay 

sexual intercourse; the proverbial "bone dance," to get a leg over.
When I get home tonite, my wife will be orgasmic when the ol' forekin submarine pulls into tuna town for an extended stay.

Struck blind in the ugly tree forest

A person struck blind in the ugly tree forest is many times more ugly than a person hit with the ugly stick. As the blind person wanders around in the ugly tree forest bumping into ugly trees, they become uglier and uglier.
Your date might have been ugly, but mine was struck blind in the ugly tree forest.

Plant my tree in her forest 

Have sexual intercourse with her
She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest

If a Tree Falls in the Forest... 

The full phrase is 'If a tree falls in the forest but nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?'.

It symbolizes the ineffectiveness of unheard opinions/thoughts.
Ah, cripes- I can't think of one.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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