noun: person who changes the content on their social media comment trails to improve-slash-control (i mean who are we trying to kid here?) the overall spin of their page vis-a-vis coolness.
i posted a comment on jamie'sfacebook page about that party she said was so great that said, "you mean the one that i ended up holding your hair back for you while you puked at?" and you know that sassy little threditor deleted it like i was a common comment whore.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.