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Thottimus prime 

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Thotimus Prime

(Noun)- A continuation of the acronym THOT (that hoe over there). Name used to represent the chieftain of all hoes. A female achieves this matriarchal role after sleeping with over 100 different people, and remains at this position until dethroned by another THOT or faced by whatever brave soul is just crazy enough to get inside that festering and extremely loose funbox.
After you defeat all the other hoes, you must face the most powerful thot of all; Thotimus Prime.
Thotimus Prime by Darth Achilles February 22, 2015

Thotimus Prime

A girl who is in fact a Thot, (that hoe over there) who leads other girls into the Thot life. She shows them her ways while recruiting more thots for her cause. She also carries the thotobot matrix of leadership
Guy 1: Aye bruh you see that girl, she fine as finuck!
Guy2: Nah bruh, thats thotimus prime, she aint loyal for shit!
Thotimus Prime by SwigSwag23 April 23, 2015

Thotimus Prime

The highest acquirable position and status in the conniving and volatile art of Thottery. Thotimus Primes excel in the art of Thottery. They have a common tendancy to have a link to their Cash App or OnlyFans on their Social Media (e.g. Instagram, Twitter etc.) in a feeble attempt to catch any unfortunate and unwary Simps who know not any better. In Conclusion, Thotimus Primes are not are not your regular Thots, they are Thots who have an arsenal of Twitch and OnlyFans Simps at their disposal and do not hesitate to launch a large projectile of Simps towards your general direction.
Person 1: “Yo you seen _____, she’s a top ranked Thotimus Prime bruh.”
Person 2: “Yeah word, she just opened an OnlyFans account too, right?”
Person 1: “Yeah she did, called her a Thot in the comments and all her Simps spam reported me.”
Person 2: “That’s the elite power of a Thotimus Prime.”
Thotimus Prime by SDNonce1331 May 28, 2020

Thotimus Prime

The highest rank of THOT. Can be found in their natural habitat, moviestarplanet. Can only be destroyed by Sergeant Thot, 2nd in command of the Thot Patrol, or THOTPATROL, the leader of the anti-thot group.
"It's Thotimus Prime! CALL THE THOT PATROL!"

Thotimus Prime

The highest acquirable position and status in the conniving and volatile art of Thottery. Thotimus Primes excel in the art of Thottery. They have a common tendancy to have a link to their Cash App or OnlyFans on their Social Media (e.g. Instagram, Twitter etc.) in a feeble attempt to catch any unfortunate and unwary Simps who know not any better. In Conclusion, Thotimus Primes are not are not your regular Thots, they are Thots who have an arsenal of Twitch and OnlyFans Simps at their disposal and do not hesitate to launch a large projectile of Simps towards your general direction.
Person 1: “Yo you seen _____, she’s a top ranked Thotimus Prime bruh.”
Person 2: “Yeah word, she just opened an OnlyFans account too, right?”
Person 1: “Yeah she did, called her a Thot in the comments and all her Simps spam reported me.”
Person 2: “That’s the elite power of a Thotimus Prime.”
Thotimus Prime by SDNonce1331 May 28, 2020
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