Thot waffles are the worst. Either you look like a thot or you're a thot waffle. They're mainly ugly and super easy to get with. Anyone with a thot waffle won't last very long, cause they text 6 other guys on the side! They are super irrelevant, but don't think so themselves. They also think they're popular. They're not. If you know a thot waffle, just drop em.

omg did you see him and his thot waffle girlfriend?

yeah they're not gonna last long. I hear she's talking to Chris too.

Thot waffle by Syd the sloth September 7, 2016

Thot waffle

A dumb coworker thats nothing but a two faced bitch

That bitch is a thot waffle

Thot waffle by Misslinds April 4, 2023

totwaffle

Noun: The end product when cooking tater tots in a waffle iron. May also be used as a mild insult or curse word.

"Oh man, this totwaffle is delicious! From now on I cook everything in a waffle iron!"

"Sit down and shut up you silly totwaffle!"

"Oh, totwaffles! I broke another nail!"

totwaffle by TLPH June 3, 2014

Twotwaffle

A low-key dick. Behaves in a dickish way over petty things for no other reason than that they're a twotwaffle. This is taken to the point where others look upon them as weak or pathetic.

G: Why has the milk been left out?
K: I'm making cereal.
G: YOU BETTER PUT IT BACK WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED WITH IT!
Everyone else: He's such a twotwaffle.

Twotwaffle by Agentthot February 4, 2021

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026