thorkild

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Person who is very addicted to smoking, drinking coffee and talking. He is also known for not letting his students speak, and giving them shitty feedback on ther disposable homework.

"He has emptied 5 bags of discount coffee beans!"
"It's only 4 am, he's such a Thorkild."

thorkild by pellelignerlort November 12, 2020

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Thorkild

Thorkild is not racist. Thats just that.

"Hey, this guy is not racist, must be a Thorkild"

Thorkild by зубная щетка April 20, 2022

Related Words

thorkild • Torkild • thorhild hug • Thorkil • Torkildson • Rød Torkild

Thorkild

Thorkild, is the sort of person, that loves people of every colour, and every religion. He is the most respecting person you will ever meet. Even though he might be stupid, and ugly, atleast he respects people of, every colour, sexuality and religiomn. if you ever meet him just know he will respect you, no matter what

"That guy is nice to someone that isnt the same colour as him" "Must be a Thorkild"

Thorkild by зубная щетка April 20, 2022

Rød Torkild

A Rød (Red) Torkild, is when you get a finger shoved up your buttcrack. The origins story is that a Danish male named Torkild, once got a finger showed up his buttcrack so hard so he started bleeding. You usually gives a Rød Torkild to someone who annoys you.

Man1: "that guy is such a douchebag"
Man2: "lets go give him a Rød Torkild"

Rød Torkild by 8BitZane February 20, 2015

thorhild hug

when a guy dry-humps another guy based on a dare from sociables

doug gave dylan a thorhild hug on a sociable dare

thorhild hug by sunnyville_trailerpark August 1, 2019

Torkild

Torkild is a person that freaks out when he i stuck offshore. It is divided into four phases:
1. Denile phase: No it is not true
2. Angry phase: Who can I blame!!
3. Sorrow phase: Everything is going down the drain
4. Acceptance phase: Well well I am stuck

Oh my god signe freaked out she did not get home in time, she almost did a Torkild

Torkild by kut1234567 June 28, 2010

Thorkil

Is a cool and handsone guy, he likes to fuck women in the anal and da pussy,

He likes girls/women with large boobs, a big ass and a small waist who likes to fuck

Thorkil is da best

Thorkil by AnalFucker134 December 19, 2018

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026