thorkild

Person who is very addicted to smoking, drinking coffee and talking. He is also known for not letting his students speak, and giving them shitty feedback on ther disposable homework.

"He has emptied 5 bags of discount coffee beans!"
"It's only 4 am, he's such a Thorkild."

thorkild by pellelignerlort November 12, 2020

Thorkild

Thorkild is not racist. Thats just that.

"Hey, this guy is not racist, must be a Thorkild"

Thorkild by зубная щетка April 20, 2022

Thorkild

Thorkild, is the sort of person, that loves people of every colour, and every religion. He is the most respecting person you will ever meet. Even though he might be stupid, and ugly, atleast he respects people of, every colour, sexuality and religiomn. if you ever meet him just know he will respect you, no matter what

"That guy is nice to someone that isnt the same colour as him" "Must be a Thorkild"

Thorkild by зубная щетка April 20, 2022

Rød Torkild 

A Rød (Red) Torkild, is when you get a finger shoved up your buttcrack. The origins story is that a Danish male named Torkild, once got a finger showed up his buttcrack so hard so he started bleeding. You usually gives a Rød Torkild to someone who annoys you.

Man1: "that guy is such a douchebag"
Man2: "lets go give him a Rød Torkild"

Rød Torkild by 8BitZane February 20, 2015

thorhild hug 

when a guy dry-humps another guy based on a dare from sociables

doug gave dylan a thorhild hug on a sociable dare

thorhild hug by sunnyville_trailerpark August 1, 2019

Torkild 

Torkild is a person that freaks out when he i stuck offshore. It is divided into four phases:
1. Denile phase: No it is not true
2. Angry phase: Who can I blame!!
3. Sorrow phase: Everything is going down the drain
4. Acceptance phase: Well well I am stuck

Oh my god signe freaked out she did not get home in time, she almost did a Torkild

Torkild by kut1234567 June 28, 2010

Thorkil 

Is a cool and handsone guy, he likes to fuck women in the anal and da pussy,

He likes girls/women with large boobs, a big ass and a small waist who likes to fuck

Thorkil is da best

Thorkil by AnalFucker134 December 19, 2018