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A slight vagina tap with an open palm. Not too hard and not too soft. Just right.
That man with the mullet just totally thoffed me.
thoff by stiffy mango June 30, 2011
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firemans troff 

A Whore that fucks Firmen,for 75 pence
"You dirty firemans troff go sell yourself for 75p"
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sticky toffee 

Is a piece of shit so dense it literally feels like dropping rocks in the toilet. It leaves thick residue on ones anus which forces your butt cheeks shut
That taco just gave me the sticky toffee

soft toffee 

If yo pimp hand ain't strong just soft toffee dat ho!

I still can't believe you soft toffeed George's mom last night!?
soft toffee by lemony snickers February 9, 2015

Toffee Tits 

Phrase used to describe a female with deliciously looking breasts
MAN! that broad has got some fine ass toffee tits!
Toffee Tits by jimmydazzler March 8, 2011

toffee toe 

When having sex with your partner and your toe catches them up the ass and it leaves a poo mark on your toe.
Oh look I have a toffee toe. Or Damn I have a toffee toe, please pass some toilet paper.
toffee toe by Houseylady May 19, 2018

thotfidence 

When an unattractive girl transforms into her attractive phase, then she acts like she got de strength of di thot pantha.

Ex: From avoiding guys to curving guys
John: She plays too much
Mike: Who, Adriana?

John: Yeah
Mike: I figured ever since she posted her weight loss journey on her gram. Losing all those pounds gave her the thotfidence she needs
John: LMAO!
thotfidence by FreshUrkel7 July 4, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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