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Joe Biden won't be assassinated during his term
This post will not age well. That is because of a phenomenon known as the curse of Tippercanoe. This curse says that every 20 years, the president will suffer a misfortune of being assassinated during their term. This started with William Henry Harrison in 1840 who died a month into his term, and so on. Ronald Reagan is the only president to survive this curse
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2021 won't be bad, nothing bad will happen. biden will be the best president in human history, all traces of covid including the mutations will be gone. karens and antivaxers will no longer exist. your life will get better.
lets hope that "This post will age terribly" won't
Word of the Day on February 17, 2021

This post will age terribly 

"the dumbass went on This post will age terribly to make a meme, what a cunt!"

This post will age terribly 

"this post will age terribly" but its okay because biden will always be a stinky turd.

this post will be the most liked post 

Because u helped to like this post
Pls like!!
Q: Will this post will be the most liked post?
A: Certainly!
Pls like me!!

Just like this post for no reason 

Just do it
Come on man just like this post for no reason

Please do not like this post 

If you do, I will end your family life.
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