thirsty second 

That moment when your just trying to fuck any girl/or guy after a while of not fucking . Their looks don't matter that much in the moment

Hey bro I think Ima fuck Madison for the thirsty second tbh

Fuck it bro hit her up

thirsty second by Elhuesos.who January 23, 2017

Thirty Second Warning 

The thirty second warning (noun) is the overwhelming feeling that you're going to shit yourself. This often occurs after eating Asian food.

brb man, Thirty Second Warning

Thirty Second Warning by Mr Smith III July 26, 2011

thirty second youtube ad

The reason why Jesus Christ died

Ex: Man: Hey Bob! Did you hear Jesus died when he got one of those thirty second YouTube ads when he clicked on a video of celebrity side boob fails.

Ex: Man: Hey Bob! Did you hear Jesus died when he got one of those thirty second YouTube ads when he clicked on a video of celebrity side boob fails.

thirty second youtube ad by hot with a hint of side boob July 25, 2015

thirty seconds to mars 

thirty seconds to mars is a rock band. Already has many alboms including "A Beautiful Lie" and many others.
other nicks:
30 seconds to mars / 30 sec 2 mars / mars

I'm going to a rock concert of thirty seconds to mars

thirty seconds to mars by maayan friedman December 16, 2007

Thirtysecondize 

Verb to use when you are describing a gadget that shows video clips, but does not have the ability to scan-fwd so you have to sit there until the video clip gets to the part you want to share with your friends.

verb. The act of being able to scan fwd a video clip on a gadget. Usually this word comes to mind when you are NOT able to scan fwd into the video. You will say that the the gadget cannot Thirtysecondize the video clip.

Dude, check out this video clip on this website. ...load 3 minute video... the part i want to show you is on the 2nd minute, but i can't Thirtysecondize this clip! Damn! I guess we'll just sit through it.

Thirtysecondize by ElChamaleon February 20, 2011