The reason why Jesus Christ died

Ex: Man: Hey Bob! Did you hear Jesus died when he got one of those thirty second YouTube ads when he clicked on a video of celebrity side boob fails.

Ex: Man: Hey Bob! Did you hear Jesus died when he got one of those thirty second YouTube ads when he clicked on a video of celebrity side boob fails.

thirty second youtube ad by hot with a hint of side boob July 25, 2015

thirty seconds to mars

thirty seconds to mars is a rock band. Already has many alboms including "A Beautiful Lie" and many others.
other nicks:
30 seconds to mars / 30 sec 2 mars / mars

I'm going to a rock concert of thirty seconds to mars

thirty seconds to mars by maayan friedman December 16, 2007

Thirtysecondize

Verb to use when you are describing a gadget that shows video clips, but does not have the ability to scan-fwd so you have to sit there until the video clip gets to the part you want to share with your friends.

verb. The act of being able to scan fwd a video clip on a gadget. Usually this word comes to mind when you are NOT able to scan fwd into the video. You will say that the the gadget cannot Thirtysecondize the video clip.

Dude, check out this video clip on this website. ...load 3 minute video... the part i want to show you is on the 2nd minute, but i can't Thirtysecondize this clip! Damn! I guess we'll just sit through it.

Thirtysecondize by ElChamaleon February 20, 2011

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026