Thick Ass

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The thing that Kim Kardashian is globally recognized for and praised and ejaculating off upon.

Jon, "WOAH! Look at the thick ass on that babe!"
Mark, "Oh my God let's dually ejaculate!"
-both men ejaculate-
Mark and Jon, "THAT WAS AWESOME!!"

Thick Ass by BigWiseGuy December 20, 2014

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Thick ass

A big badass piece of fatty sperm covered ass. Usually tastes like addictive weed and you want to fuck it as hard as you can and usually after you just squish you come out of the owners house with a brown mouth, a hard af cock and sperm covered trousers. The owner usually is hella sexy and happy to let you numb suck their ass like there was no tomorrow and it is impossible to leave their house without at least a hard, sperm covered dick and a brown mouth.

Erected female: I am jealous of her thick ass
Horny male 1: I have a gf but you should go eat that ass

Horny male 2: *licking* I already am

Thick ass by Female jacculant sex bot December 7, 2019

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thick ass nigga brownies

A mass produced brownie that claims to be "thick as a nigga" typically made with 60% cacao, the brownies are typically very thick and tasty. Their ad campaign, makes typical 'nigger jokes' such as "thick as a nigga...and half as stupid".

Dude, I ate some thick ass nigga brownies today, they were awesome!

"Thick as a nigga, and pays rent!"

thick ass nigga brownies by brownieman December 1, 2009

thick ass bitch

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Evyn is a thick ass bitch

thick ass bitch by Uhh_hi August 21, 2017

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Witcho Thick Ass

A woman that’s very thick with a lot of ass

Damn shorty you thick as hell with hella ass, I’m trying to spend a Bag “Witcho Thick Ass”

Witcho Thick Ass by YungPoppy814 May 31, 2019

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bokutos_thick_ass

bokutos_thick_ass is a definition for a person that drinks monster and coffee watches anime but sometimes doesnt finish it.

Gurl I thick Im bokutos_thick_ass
REALLY😃🕶️🤏

bokutos_thick_ass by ryuksthickass December 31, 2020

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National throw a thick ass day

Throw a human being with a thick ass on the 25th of October every year

I'm going to throw a girl with a thick ass, Coz it's national throw a thick ass day

National throw a thick ass day by Voice of truth and reason October 24, 2020

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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