thicc john

A thicc John is a person with a outstandingly large ass.

Did you see him what a thicc John.

by Waspiswhy January 9, 2020

john thicc

when you are playing fortnite and you find a "very attractive" outfit

oh boy that skin is a john thicc

by OOTIS BOOTIS March 22, 2019

The thicc johnny

when johnny's ass explodes because owen put a fucking explosive device in it

"Did you hear that owen pulled a thicc johnny?" The Thicc Johnny

by skxeptikz January 11, 2021

johnny thicc

johnny thicc is like that one guy, that is just super hot. He can totally kill it at the bass guitar. He has many friends but is insecure. He loves music and hot girls. He just wants to party and have sex all the time.

Johnny Thicc is a G.

by Johnny Thicc May 17, 2019

Thick Johnson

A big dick.

Goddamn tyler you got a fucking thick johnson.

by iwannafuckingdie98 August 3, 2018