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THEYLOR SHIT

A Tyler, the Creator song from someones dream that was a diss on Taylor Swift
“I had a dream that Taylor Swift cam out as non-binary, and made everyone call her “Theylor Swift”. And for some reason Tyler, the Creator dropped a diss track on her called “THEYLOR SHIT”, and I woke up in a cold sweat.”
THEYLOR SHIT by splatic June 19, 2024
An extremely Good Looking Girl. Teylors are smart, charming, beautiful, have amazing eyes and figures, sexy and are strong. Overall a total babe! Once you get to know them you will never want to lose them. Resembles a mermaid. People who meet Teylor’s are lucky ones and Teylor's friends are usually the most important to them. She likes to party but not too much. She is always carful in what she does she may seem shy but once you get to know her she is truly and honestly amazing. A great kisser and someone that is good in the sack. Teylor is the girl you are gonna marry. Though she seemed like a friend, there is something more. She is the one for you.
Guy 1: See that smoking hot amazing girl over there?

Guy 2: Yep, must be a Teylor.

Guy 1: I want one of those!

Guy 2: Good luck, Teylor's are hard to get
Teylor by James G Clark July 22, 2010
An Incredibly, Beautiful and Melanined Black Woman that seems to be the envy of lots of women of color; a woman who is adored, especially for her beauty. A woman with African heritage. A Nubian Queen who is very intelligent and creative; a woman who also has the willingness to survive despite the great obstacles that might be in their way.
when a man reaches his lowest point he is in the need for Taeylor
taeylor by (Anonymous ) June 18, 2018
Taeylor is such an amazing person. She cares deeply for those she’s close with, she’s super athletic, super cute, and always funny. She knows just what to say to make someone laugh. She has the corniest jokes and memes, but they always set a funny and bubbly atmosphere. She is such an enjoyable person to have around. Even though Taeylor can be awkward at times, it’s just a nice addition to her personality. Taeylor is someone who’s really smart, and she knows how to choose her friends. She pretty much has everything going for her in the future. Whoever has known a Taeylor may just be one of the luckiest people in the world.
Me: IS THAT TAEYLOR!!
Person: I guess..?
Me: Ayeee what up girl!
Taeylor by ObliviousEcho November 27, 2017
After last night, my life is totally teylor!
teylor by Teylor March 4, 2007

TheGloriousOffensive

Director and star of the world renowned “The Glorious Offensive Musical.” He is a member of many iFunny communities and is a proud Grandson.
Friend 1: hey have you heard of “The Glorious Offensive Musical” directed by TheGloriousOffensive?
Friend 2: Who hasn’t?!?