Definitions by splatic

Meat Bearer 

A Deli Worker who is so good at their job that they have been given the title of the “Meat Bearer”

P1: “Hey, John-“
P2: “No, I am no longer “John”. Call me… The Meat Bearer”
P1: “What the fuck”

Meat Bearer by splatic June 19, 2024

The Downfall of Diddy 

A documentery by TMZ about P. Diddy.

“I’m tryna cook some food, why they recomendin’ me Diddy? Presents to you The Downfall of Diddy.”

The Downfall of Diddy by splatic June 19, 2024

THEYLOR SHIT

A Tyler, the Creator song from someones dream that was a diss on Taylor Swift

“I had a dream that Taylor Swift cam out as non-binary, and made everyone call her “Theylor Swift”. And for some reason Tyler, the Creator dropped a diss track on her called “THEYLOR SHIT”, and I woke up in a cold sweat.”

THEYLOR SHIT by splatic June 19, 2024

Awless 

The opposite of awful, something very good.

“Man, this food is awless.”

Awless by splatic June 19, 2024

A Storm with No Rain 

When you take a shit without pissing.

P1: Bro, I took a shit but it was A Storm with No Rain.

P2: That’s crazy.

A Storm with No Rain by splatic May 4, 2024

big gay porn games 

games featuring porn that are big and gay

P1: you wanna play some big gay porn games
P2: what the fuck is wrong with you

big gay porn games by splatic May 4, 2024

librarby 

1: library but spelled wrong because you’re fucking stupid

2: librarby from undertale

P1: yo do you have a librarby card?
P2: do you mean library dumbass?????

librarby by splatic May 4, 2024