therameme

A social media post with therapeutic or mental health connotations or content. Frequently reposted as a means of passive-aggressive call-out to a specific follower

Did you see that therameme Jolene posted? I wonder if Dolly realizes it's about her.

by Diadobro March 15, 2023

Thermammeter

When one can tell the outside temperature by the hardness and/or level of protrusion of one's own nipples. in other words, your mammaries are a thermometer.

Pedestrian 1: "Wow it's colder outside than I expected."
Pedestrian 2: "Yeah, my thermammeters are reading 10 degrees"
Pedestrian 1: "I believe you, they're poking through your shirt"

by fernandoumatilla December 5, 2010

cat thermometer

When you can look at your house cat and can tell what the temperature is by their body position.

1. Curled up in a ball = 60 degrees
2. kitty loaf style = 65-70 degrees
3. On side with legs out = 70-80 degrees
4. Layed out on side with body and legs stretched way out = 80-90 degrees

"Must be freezing in here, your cat thermometer is all balled up with its head tucked in"

by Chris B dot December 24, 2008

Coors Light Thermometer

An empty Coors Light "cold activated can" left out side of a window to determine if it is warm, cold or "super cold" outside. Works best in colder climates.

When Steve noticed his Coors Light thermometer was at super cold he decided to skip class that morning.

by Jamie Outdoors May 22, 2012

100% All Beef thermometer

A penis.

SUCK MY 100% ALL BEEF THERMOMETER!!!

by PSACS November 5, 2010

Dirty Thermometer

(Termometro sporco) The sexual act of going from anal insertion to oral insertion while climaxing.

It took some convincing but in no time at all I was giving her the Dirty Thermometer

by Jo Nathan "Girl Pants" Millner March 12, 2015

asshole thermometer

Another name for a rectal thermometer.

Hey Jerry, don't put that fucking thing in your mouth cos it's an asshole thermometer!

by Telephony May 15, 2016