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Thermammeter
When one can tell the outside temperature by the hardness and/or level of protrusion of one's own nipples. in other words, your mammaries are a thermometer.
Pedestrian 1: "Wow it's colder outside than I expected."
Pedestrian 2: "Yeah, my thermammeters are reading 10 degrees"
Pedestrian 1: "I believe you, they're poking through your shirt"
Pedestrian 2: "Yeah, my thermammeters are reading 10 degrees"
Pedestrian 1: "I believe you, they're poking through your shirt"
Thermammeter by fernandoumatilla December 5, 2010
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cat thermometer
When you can look at your house cat and can tell what the temperature is by their body position.
1. Curled up in a ball = 60 degrees
2. kitty loaf style = 65-70 degrees
3. On side with legs out = 70-80 degrees
4. Layed out on side with body and legs stretched way out = 80-90 degrees
1. Curled up in a ball = 60 degrees
2. kitty loaf style = 65-70 degrees
3. On side with legs out = 70-80 degrees
4. Layed out on side with body and legs stretched way out = 80-90 degrees
cat thermometer by Chris B dot December 24, 2008
Coors Light Thermometer
An empty Coors Light "cold activated can" left out side of a window to determine if it is warm, cold or "super cold" outside. Works best in colder climates.
When Steve noticed his Coors Light thermometer was at super cold he decided to skip class that morning.
Coors Light Thermometer by Jamie Outdoors May 22, 2012
100% All Beef thermometer
100% All Beef thermometer by PSACS November 5, 2010
Dirty Thermometer
Dirty Thermometer by Jo Nathan "Girl Pants" Millner March 12, 2015
asshole thermometer
asshole thermometer by Telephony May 15, 2016
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