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Theamoment

A Theamoment is a horrible experience. If you experience a Theamoment you would want to kill your self, as a result of a person is being extremely cringe
Person 1: What is this letter "ñ"?
Person 2(the Thea): "ññññññññññññ uhhhh"
Person 1: Argh you are so cringe, you just made a Theamoment
Theamoment by Kapper the nonce March 9, 2023

cat thermometer 

When you can look at your house cat and can tell what the temperature is by their body position.

1. Curled up in a ball = 60 degrees
2. kitty loaf style = 65-70 degrees
3. On side with legs out = 70-80 degrees
4. Layed out on side with body and legs stretched way out = 80-90 degrees
"Must be freezing in here, your cat thermometer is all balled up with its head tucked in"
cat thermometer by Chris B dot December 24, 2008

Coors Light Thermometer 

An empty Coors Light "cold activated can" left out side of a window to determine if it is warm, cold or "super cold" outside. Works best in colder climates.
When Steve noticed his Coors Light thermometer was at super cold he decided to skip class that morning.

100% All Beef thermometer 

SUCK MY 100% ALL BEEF THERMOMETER!!!
100% All Beef thermometer by PSACS November 5, 2010

Dirty Thermometer 

(Termometro sporco) The sexual act of going from anal insertion to oral insertion while climaxing.
It took some convincing but in no time at all I was giving her the Dirty Thermometer

asshole thermometer 

Another name for a rectal thermometer.
Hey Jerry, don't put that fucking thing in your mouth cos it's an asshole thermometer!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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