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thetoilet409 

Their described as a nice person by heart and kinda good of they have a Mikasa profile picture
Thetoilet409 wanted this!
thetoilet409 by Leeisthebeast January 11, 2022

theofilos 

Theofilos,a name which only special people have.You will catch yourself smiling two days in a row after few hours with them.They are handsome,loving,kind and expressive.Rarely do you meet such a wholesome person.
-I was with Theofilos yesterday.
-That's why you can't stop smiling?
theofilos by xalarhmama November 20, 2021

Theofilos 

Theofilos has a smile that illuminates the room. He is smart but also sneaky.
When he sings he enchants you. Everyone likes him, he is something like a whiz kid. But be careful, a Theofilos can be charming but he is also dangerous.
- This guy is so smart and funny!
- He must be Theofilos.
Theofilos by YouknwO November 23, 2021
theofil are two names joined together thedoro and filomino
theofil is name it cannot be used in a sentence
theofil by theopiloy May 9, 2022

Theofilos 

A religious name that ,for some reason, only atheists have.
-We don't give a shit about Christianity, let's name our child Theofilos.
-Great idea!
Theofilos by Theofilos November 20, 2021

TheProfiler 

Old guy heading up a group of ‘inquiring young minds’. Teaches them how to use data communication skills to verify ‘correctness’ of individuals. Also freelances to religious entities to target atheistic anarchists with an extreme hatred of any religion.

GodFrosty GodFrostyAngel GodGobberAuzzieGobs GodGobberism GodGobbing GodFrostyPeter godgobber godgobberausssierosis godgobberization GodGobberist
TheProfiler: "Who wants to take on this assignment?"

Sweet Mama: "TheProfiler, I'm already onto it, it looks like Peter the GodFrosty, the main man in the GodGobberAuzzieGob cult is really an English man! We're getting more info on him, I'll keep you posted."

TheProfiler: “Great work Sweet Mama, you’re on to Peter.”
TheProfiler by TheProfiler June 15, 2008
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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