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TheProfiler 

Old guy heading up a group of ‘inquiring young minds’. Teaches them how to use data communication skills to verify ‘correctness’ of individuals. Also freelances to religious entities to target atheistic anarchists with an extreme hatred of any religion.

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TheProfiler: "Who wants to take on this assignment?"

Sweet Mama: "TheProfiler, I'm already onto it, it looks like Peter the GodFrosty, the main man in the GodGobberAuzzieGob cult is really an English man! We're getting more info on him, I'll keep you posted."

TheProfiler: “Great work Sweet Mama, you’re on to Peter.”
TheProfiler by TheProfiler June 15, 2008
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mindhunter the profiler 

Mindhunter the Profiler: Mindhunter Profiler A.K.A. Limerick Man — A customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submitted reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter the Profiler.”

No one knows why he does this.

He additionally submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the name Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.

Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.

There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider

He often created words
For Unban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.
There was an idea provider,
Named Mindhunter the Profiler,
He wrote wine reviews,
Malbec was his muse,
He was an artistic outsider.