theatre jock

Usually a theatre/drama major in school. Their life is the theatre. They're the ones who start singing show tunes or quoting lines from plays when you say something to them.

Dude: Let me hold 50 cent.

Theatre Jock: "I got rythm," (show tune from 42nd. st.

theatre jock by Simon October 14, 2004

theater jock 

Theater Jocks happen to be exceptional people. They are a bit vexatious especially due to the fact that a common attribute that they share is breaking into song or ripping off lines from movies, usually not the good ones. Theater Jocks claim they are creative, however, three facts that invalidate this allegation are as follows
#1. They fabricated the term "theater jock" from the adjective/noun "Technology Jock" which so happens to have been published approximately a week prior to that on "Theater Jock"
#2. The only type of theater that actually uses creativity is improv. which isn't as liked (for some reason) by many.
#3.Most theater is based on a story that was previously created, which to be honest isn't creativity, the only creative person is the writer.

The statement "everyone want to be them" is mendacious, We for one don't want to a Theater Jock.

This in not a "Hater's Definition" It's the truth.

Wow! how "creative" Theater Jocks are, they ripped-off the term "Technology Jock"

Ugh, Those Theater Jocks, Haley & Ella keep breaking into song, they are being annoying.

theater jock by Totally_Not_Isaac_Or_Sean May 3, 2017

theater jock 

These are the cool kids at school. They are amazing and talented and awesome and everyone wants to be them. They do all of the musicals and often get big parts. They love the show Glee and tend to break into song a lot. They know all the words to every musical ever and will beat you in a fight and/or a diva off. Basically they are talented af and everyone wants to be them.

Woah, that girl Haley sure is cool! She's such a theater jock, I bet she knows the words to every Hairspray song.

You know, it would be annoying when Tess breaks into song if she weren't such a talented theater jock.

Man, I bet that Theatre Jock Ella knows all the lyrics to the Heathers musical.

Wow, I can't believe Tessa has been stage manager for so long... incredible! She is pure theater jock!!

That Siena, she's really good at being prop master, she's such a theater jock!!!

You know, those technology jocks think their so cool, but the really cool ones are those theater jocks.

theater jock by Totally_Not_Us May 1, 2017

theater jock 

These are the cool kids at school. They are amazing and talented and awesome and everyone wants to be them. They do all of the musicals and often get big parts. They love the show Glee and tend to break into song a lot. They know all the words to every musical ever and will beat you in a fight and/or a diva off. Basically they are talented af and everyone wants to be them.

Woah, that girl Haley sure is cool! She's such a theater jock, I bet she knows the words to every Hairspray song.

You know, it would be annoying when Tess breaks into song if she weren't such a talented theater jock.

Man, I bet that Theatre Jock Ella knows all the lyrics to the Heathers musical.

Wow, I can't believe Tessa has been stage manager for so long... incredible! She is pure theater jock!!

That Siena, she's really good at being prop master, she's such a theater jock!!!

You know, those technology jocks think their so cool, but the really cool ones are those theater jocks.

theater jock by Totally_Not_Us May 1, 2017