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The Womb 

The act of a male leaning forward and sucking his own dick
“Dude I did The Womb last night and my back still hurt from bending it that far
The Womb by Daddydealer69 November 11, 2020
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The Womb Raider 

To fill your significant other's uterus with antique coins, then performing anal to see how many coins you can knock out of them before you climax.

Bonus points if she cosplays Lara Croft while you're inside her.
"Where is your wife?"

"She's at the OBGYN. I was the Womb Raider last night and we couldn't find all the coins when we were done."
The Womb Raider by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018

The Womb Drop

The Womb Drop is executed when you can successfully drop a Pregnant Woman off a building, without killing the baby.
Hey man, me and Jerry finally finished The Womb Drop.
The Womb Drop by Kairetro January 25, 2021

work the womb

colloquialism for pregnancy / wordplay on "work the room"
The Canadian healthcare plan sure is nice if you’re injured, sick, or plan to work the womb.

back in the womb

Phrase used to exagerrate when trying to express that your experience of something predates another person's experience. The expression can be used in place of "before your were born".
Girl, you are crazy I invented the term toolbox back in the womb.
back in the womb by jeremy415 November 7, 2007

Fresh Outta The Womb

The self-proclaimed "Greatest Rap Group of All Time". Musical, lyrical genious. Anti-Illuminati.

Fresh Outta The Womb, which is short for "Fresh Out Of The Womb Bumblebee Squad Majestic Brotherz," is a rap gang hailing from the East Coast. Members of the group include rappers Fish Feet, Dooky J, and Thugga Cheese. The flock was once accompanied by the late rapper Marshmallow Smith, who was tragically killed by the Illuminati (RIP). FOTW's debut album gained traction with the hit single "Eat Pizza", and the brotherz are on track to go platinum by 2069. After a feud with another group "Wet Mushroom" the squads set aside their beef and are rumored to release a song together. Fish Feet died three times during the production of "Caged Boar", but is fine thanks to the presence of Allah at the studio.
Poser "BANDZ A MAKE HER DANCE! YOLO SWAG"
Cool Kid "Hear, listen to this"
Poser "Oh my allah, my ears are melting, what is this"
Cool Kid "It's Fresh Outta The Womb, and today is now the greatest day of your life"

laxin' in the womb 

A person who has played lacrosse since childbirth, or for a very long time. A pun off the saying "laxin' in the D" a person who has laxed in the womb is very skilled.
Paul: "Dude, Teddy is so good at lax."
Jon: "Yeah, he must have been laxin' in the womb"
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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