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The Weaver 

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When a man puts a dildo on backwards and has sex with a woman in the doggystyle position, while at the same time having sex (via the dildo) with another woman positioned behind him.
I was doing The Weaver last night and it was quite the workout. Traditional sex is only physically demanding during the thrust, but when you’re doing The Weaver you get resistance both ways!
The Weaver by Tlove412 March 3, 2011
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The Weaver 

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When you ejaculate in your hand in the midst of a sexual act and slap the person across the face with the semen filled palm.
Last night my girlfriend was the unsuspecting recipient of The Weaver.
The Weaver by David Duchovny March 6, 2009
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The Weaver • Slipped her the weaver • The Cleveland Weaver • The michael weaver • the ol’ weaver • <.7.9.7.6.>223's Looks Like Sigourney Weaver, On The Track, Near The Back Is Codiene Nigga<.7.9.7.6.> • Weaver Academy for the performing and visual arts • the weakerthans • The Weave God • The Weave Pat

The Weaver 

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While having sex with a female in the doggystyle position, the male spits his tobacco juice on her back.
I met this girl at the club last night, I got her home and did the Weaver all over her.
The Weaver by The Countdro August 17, 2010
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Slipped her the weaver 

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When you shove a rock in a females butt while doing it doggy style
My date was being too quite so I slipped her the weaver
Slipped her the weaver by Pat attack February 16, 2023
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The Cleveland Weaver

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The act (during sexual intimacy) of shaving your partner's pubic region. One then takes the pubic hair recently removed and weaves a basket. Once basket is completed the "weaver" (the one performing the act) then ejaculates into said basket. Once the weaver is spent and expelled of all ejaculate, he then proceeds to pour the warm ejaculate over the head of the "weavee" (the receiver of said act). After the basket is completely empty the weaver then punches the weavee in the face to complete "The Cleveland Weaver".
Guy #1 - "What do you want to do tonight?"

Guy #2 - " I don't know, man. I really want to do some arts and crafts, but I'm really horny and I need to take care of that"

Guy #1 - "Dude just do The Cleveland Weaver!"
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The michael weaver 

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When you chain a deer to a pole, shoot it, and then proceed to place your chode inside of it
I was at my farm the other day and did the Michael Weaver
The michael weaver by C Man 44 November 10, 2017
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the ol’ weaver

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To not show up to anything, or show up and leave after 32 minutes.
Ex:
A: Yo dude are u going to the bar later?
B: Na man i think im going to pull the ol’ weaver!
the ol’ weaver by Official Flav December 4, 2024
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