"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in
fear for your britches. The next
will surely be live! "
"Noted Hardy, I believe the
monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."
From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.