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the verizon

The Verizon is when a male is receiving oral pleasure and pulls out right before he ejaculates puts his penis to the the ear of the one who was giving head and comes in their ear while saying can you hear me now.
Last night my girlfriend let me do The Verizon.
the verizon by Sideshow Jumbo January 24, 2016

The Verizon Sanchez 

A combination of wide shitty coverage and a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike his midget cousin (The Dirty Valdez, aka Big Oil Shit Mustache), The Verizon Sanchez more resembles a big oil shit BEARD, and normally occurs in the Gulf of Mexico.
In the spring of 2010 British Petroleum gave The United States The Verizon Sanchez because they kept making fun of England for still having a queen.

doing the verizontal 

Girl 1: He leaves on Friday for two weeks.
Girl 2: Looks like you two will be doing the verizontal.

Skid The Roblox Version

Assholes who basically steal your private scripts, and leak it in V3rmillion or Pastebin or both. A lot of the times they will even claim as their own. They are one of or the most hated people in the roblox exploit community.
Skid The Roblox Version: I fucking hate skids stealing my scripts, and putting it on v3rm for people too see.

The Flaming Verizon Sanchez 

Map of an oil spill that looks like a big beard of shit. It’s located in the Gulf of Mexico, it’s the most expensive, it was given by those fags from England, the world is stuck with it for the next two fucking years, it’s fucking friends and family, and no matter what is said on TV or read on The Internet, its coverage is still shit.
British Petroleum gave America The Flaming Verizon Sanchez because England was tired of United States Citizens making fun of them because no one over there gives a fuck that England’s universal health care system doesn’t cover dental.

The abridged version

The abridged version (noun): is a lie.
Jaake: How did this happen? Why?
Amir: Abridged version?
Jake: Sure.
Amir: I don't know.
Jake: Long version?
Amir: Leron told me there was money in here.
Jake: Gotcha. So the abridged version is a lie.
Amir: Oh, yeah.