the two hole 

A funny word for the rectum or anus of a human or animal.

That chic is a slut, she likes to take it up the two hole.

the two hole by Andy January 29, 2003

i'd throw it in the two hole 

An expression used to indicate that one finds a female reasonably attractive. Literally means that given the chance, you would like to engage in anal intercourse with her.

Britney: "Dad, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend, Kevin."
Dad: "Nice to meet you, Kevin. Now I want you to take good care of my daughter. She's a beautiful young lady and you should treat her with the respect she deserves."
Kevin: "You got that right, Pops. I'd throw it in the two hole. Can't wait to chuck my junk in that."
Dad: "Excuse me?"
Kevin: "Hey old man, you got a shitter around here? I got fuckin' plastered last night at the strip club and I've got some wicked beer shits."

i'd throw it in the two hole by Nick D August 28, 2005

Two in the Glory Hole 

when a man sticks his testicles into a woman's agape asshole repeatedly until he then sticks his penis into her asshole and ejaculates.

Depending on the radius of the asshole one's testicles may be sore after repeated penetration

Friend 1: Dude how wild was that chick last night?

Friend 2: Crazy man, she made me do two in the glory hole until i nutted right up in her ass, my balls hurt like hell though

Two in the Glory Hole by Barcelona Supporter April 25, 2011

Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release 

In the stall of any public restroom begin to fuck a girl in the ass, sit down on the toilet with her on your lap and shit and cum at the same time.

Man! That crazy bitch at the bar last night wanted me to pull off an "Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release". I'm not sure who's shit I was smelling, mine, hers or the 300lb fatty in the stall next door. Wow, Amazing!! For my first time trying it, it was a sweet release!

Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release by Russell Upsomgrub June 5, 2014