Someone who sits in a small office smoking crack, watching porn and jerking off.
Rosindo is such a "crack jacker", I'm sick of wiping his jizz off my office chair!!
In the stall of any public restroom begin to fuck a girl in the ass, sit down on the toilet with her on your lap and shit and cum at the same time.
Man! That crazy bitch at the bar last night wanted me to pull off an "Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release". I'm not sure who's shit I was smelling, mine, hers or the 300lb fatty in the stall next door. Wow, Amazing!! For my first time trying it, it was a sweet release!
Buy a
Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release
mug!
