The Tour
Giving a date a tour of your home that ends in your bedroom as a strong but silent suggestion that you want to have sex.
The Tour by Everyone's Brother March 17, 2015
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slap on the tour bus
slap on the tour bus by SoSerene October 27, 2017
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This is going to ruin the tour
A reference to when Justin Timberlake was arrested for a DUI/DWI and the officer didn’t know who he was.
Yes, Justin, famous people can get arrested and have consequences. Should have gotten an Uber. Eat the rich.
Used when mildly inconvenienced.
Yes, Justin, famous people can get arrested and have consequences. Should have gotten an Uber. Eat the rich.
Used when mildly inconvenienced.
This is going to ruin the tour by ladydarkrose June 24, 2024
the grand tour
The Grand Tour is a british motoring show hosted by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May which is funded by Amazon.
It is better than Top Gear.
It will always be.
It is better than Top Gear.
It will always be.
the grand tour by jeezus123 May 25, 2016
The Eras Tour
The show of the century. The highest-grossing tour EVER. The most impressive stadium tour EVER. An absolute serve. A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE THAT WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE.
The Eras Tour by theswiftie13 September 22, 2023
The Grand Tour
The Grand Tour is the successor to Top Gear, hosted by Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond. It is funded by Amazon, and while much like the original Top Gear, it's that much more off-the-walls and immature.
If you enjoy the old Top Gear, watch it.
If you enjoy the old Top Gear, watch it.
The Grand Tour is a great show for people who enjoy Top Gear, traveling, cars, or just like seeing people goof around.
The Grand Tour by sebacostamr May 5, 2019
Redbank West of The Rockies Tour
This is an act to only be attempted by people who are very sexually adventrous, flexiable, with good insurance, and a tolerance for concusions. To be considered a complete Redbank West of the Rockies Tour one and one's partner/s must complete a/an Alaskan Pipeline, Washington Candy Apple, Oregon Log Jam, California Carrot, Arizona Chilidog, Hawaiian Muscle Fuck, Idaho Slider, Utah Jaw Dropper, and Nevada Deposit Box within 12 hours.
Carolyn did not have enough money to see the sites west of the Rocky Moutains so she asked Ron and Josh to give her a Redbank West of the Rockies Tour. They were only happy to oblige her since they were some seriously messed up fuckers.
Redbank West of The Rockies Tour by flamingschlonge March 8, 2010
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