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the toboggon 

The toboggon is a another ridiculous sex move usually used to hurt your girlfriend, breaking up with her, or just because you think its fun. When you are having sex with the girl doggy style, push her down the stairs while still riding her, and hold on for the ride.
"Yeah I rode the toboggon down my stairs last night. My black eye is what my girlfriend gave me for doing it."
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Ice the Toboggan 

"Ice the Toboggan / Icing the Toboggan" is Canadian slang for the act of getting slightly high to prepare yourself for taking a huge drag from a joint, vape, bong, etc. The intent being to make the drag hurt less and/or make the high ramp up more smoothly.
"Hey bro, can I take a hit of your joint? I want to Ice the Toboggan before I take a huge drag from this one I'm about to roll"

The Southern Toboggan

The Southern Toboggan: n - the act of placing one's scrotum ontop of another person's head in such a fashion that the sight resembles a winter toboggan with a ball on top

The Southern Toboggan: v - physically placing one's scrotum ontop of another person's head in such a fashion that the sight resembles a winter toboggan with a fluffy ball on top
Jeff, I gave your sister the southern toboggan last night, she liked it a lot and let them sit there all night and then blew on them later.
The Southern Toboggan by STman July 31, 2006

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026