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Something that is so tight it's not just tight, it's the tight.
"Dude Episode III is the tight!"

"Yo man that shit is the tight!!"
the tight by Kevin Garvey June 14, 2005
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The Tight-Pant Rule

Guys that wear tight pants, usually the really hot skateboarder types, are stupid and inconsiderate. They are selfish, hard to deal with, and extremely forgetful. The tighter the jeans, the worse the guy.
The Tight-Pant Rule in action:

Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Yeah, I'll call you at seven!
Girl: Okay sounds good!

*next day*

Girl: Why didn't you call me?
Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Uh I forgot.

remember the tight ones 

The pornograpic version of the hollywood hit remember the titans
remember the tight ones will follow the same plot as remember the titans. except the whole football team fucking the HEAD cheerleader in the locker room before the football game for good luck and for winning.
remember the tight ones by TiTyRon November 10, 2009

Spread The Tight 

'Spread The Tight' whatever you want it to mean. It has no set definition.

Just throw it in an everyday sentence I can substitute for any saying.
i just fucked shit up!
i jsut Spread The Tight!

lets do some cool shit.
lets Spread The Tight.

The Gesund-tight 

Similar to the famed donkey punch but less violent in nature. While performing doggy-style, prior to climax, the male throws a handful of pepper into the female's face causing a series of violent sneezes, thereby clenching her vaginal and/or rectal muscles, increasing pressure on male's wang and heightening the orgasm.
Man, you gotta try that new 6 pepper blend if you're gonna throw the Gesund-tight on your plunker. I tossed a handful up at my bitch last night. She sneezed 12 times in a row and almost squeezed my wang off.
The Gesund-tight by METALHEAD 74 January 14, 2008

Tight around the edges

"It's not even an expression, it is now."
-CarlSagan42
It's a little tight around the edges
Tight around the edges by CarlSagan42 November 28, 2019

Tight around the edges

When an action/movement brings you close to an edge or hitbox (in a game)
This jump is a little bit tight around the edges - Carlsagan42
Tight around the edges by miliJJJC November 29, 2019
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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