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The Texan Steakhouse
The act of inserting a full 12oz steak dinner into the womans vagina. The female then lies on the dining table with her legs open, as the male proceeds to eat said dinner with a fork and knife. Once finished, the male then spreads the female's buttocks to reveal a well hidden trifle, stashed in the anus. The male then eats the trifle with a spoon. Afterwards, normal coitus is resumed.
I can't believe i let my husband give me The Texan Steakhouse last week, I'm still finding crumbs down there!
The Texan Steakhouse by The Angry Scotsman July 24, 2011
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The Texas Chainsaw
When three or more men are conjoined cock-to-ass and charge unsuspecting bystanders whilst yelling “VRRR VRRRRRR”.
The Texas Chainsaw by flocktoppler July 11, 2019
The Texas Whisper
Laying back naked, grabbing your ankles while your fat wife or husband blows on the back of your knees.
Trent: Hey Cooper did your wife give you The Texas Whisper last night?
Cooper: You know it big dawg, there is nothing like the wind hitting the back of your knees!
Cooper: You know it big dawg, there is nothing like the wind hitting the back of your knees!
The Texas Whisper by Thicc Tittie December 6, 2019
The Text Zone
When a guy/girl you are interested in texts you often, but once in person does not speak or pay nearly as much attention to you as they had while texting, you have been put in the Text Zone.
Similar to the Friend Zone, the Text Zone is specific to relationships where both parties are not often able to hang out, yet carry on keeping in touch via text message. The overall effect is that the person placed in the Text Zone waits in agony for the one they desire to see them as more than a texting buddy.
Similar to the Friend Zone, the Text Zone is specific to relationships where both parties are not often able to hang out, yet carry on keeping in touch via text message. The overall effect is that the person placed in the Text Zone waits in agony for the one they desire to see them as more than a texting buddy.
Girl 1: Hey, how was the beach trip with Carl?
Girl 2: Well, he texted me with the time and place to meet up and told me I was beautiful, but once we got together he didn't have much to say and seemed to pay more attention to the sandwich he had for lunch. He later texted me to tell me he had a nice time though.
Girl 1: Dude, he totally put you in the Text Zone.
Girl 2: Yeah, I know. :(
Aww man, I've been texting this girl for three weeks straight, but when we finally got to hang out, she text zoned me! I thought we had something special!
Girl 2: Well, he texted me with the time and place to meet up and told me I was beautiful, but once we got together he didn't have much to say and seemed to pay more attention to the sandwich he had for lunch. He later texted me to tell me he had a nice time though.
Girl 1: Dude, he totally put you in the Text Zone.
Girl 2: Yeah, I know. :(
Aww man, I've been texting this girl for three weeks straight, but when we finally got to hang out, she text zoned me! I thought we had something special!
The Text Zone by peacelove5 August 27, 2012