the tex 

The act of pooping and vomiting while having an orgasm

I was balls deep in this chick and all of a sudden I was hit by the tex.

the tex by Mississippi mud pie April 4, 2015

the texas tuck 

When you get a boner and hide it by tucking it into your waste band.

Yo man I got a hard on in class and had to do the Texas Tuck

the texas tuck by TheTexasTuck July 14, 2017

The Texan Steakhouse 

The act of inserting a full 12oz steak dinner into the womans vagina. The female then lies on the dining table with her legs open, as the male proceeds to eat said dinner with a fork and knife. Once finished, the male then spreads the female's buttocks to reveal a well hidden trifle, stashed in the anus. The male then eats the trifle with a spoon. Afterwards, normal coitus is resumed.

I can't believe i let my husband give me The Texan Steakhouse last week, I'm still finding crumbs down there!

The Texan Steakhouse by The Angry Scotsman July 24, 2011

Help me severely overdo the text box for the mug ad below this definition so it looks funny 

Yo look at the mug haha

Falaron: "Hopefully I can get the mug overfilled by voting yes on the definition of 'Help me severely overdo the text box for the mug ad below this definition so it looks funny' and then buy it."
Exalothorn: "I doubt it, but hey, it's worth a shot!"

Help me severely overdo the text box for the mug ad below this definition so it looks funny by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity August 16, 2019

The Texas Chainsaw 

When three or more men are conjoined cock-to-ass and charge unsuspecting bystanders whilst yelling “VRRR VRRRRRR”.

“Holy Shit dude i just barely got away from those guys down the street doing the Texas Chainsaw”

The Texas Chainsaw by flocktoppler July 11, 2019

The Texas Whisper 

Laying back naked, grabbing your ankles while your fat wife or husband blows on the back of your knees.

Trent: Hey Cooper did your wife give you The Texas Whisper last night?

Cooper: You know it big dawg, there is nothing like the wind hitting the back of your knees!

The Texas Whisper by Thicc Tittie December 6, 2019

The Text Zone

When a guy/girl you are interested in texts you often, but once in person does not speak or pay nearly as much attention to you as they had while texting, you have been put in the Text Zone.
Similar to the Friend Zone, the Text Zone is specific to relationships where both parties are not often able to hang out, yet carry on keeping in touch via text message. The overall effect is that the person placed in the Text Zone waits in agony for the one they desire to see them as more than a texting buddy.

Girl 1: Hey, how was the beach trip with Carl?
Girl 2: Well, he texted me with the time and place to meet up and told me I was beautiful, but once we got together he didn't have much to say and seemed to pay more attention to the sandwich he had for lunch. He later texted me to tell me he had a nice time though.
Girl 1: Dude, he totally put you in the Text Zone.
Girl 2: Yeah, I know. :(

Aww man, I've been texting this girl for three weeks straight, but when we finally got to hang out, she text zoned me! I thought we had something special!

The Text Zone by peacelove5 August 27, 2012