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The Wing's System
There are those out there that wish to be the very best that they can, and like the Pokémon trainers that go for their gym badges there are some among us trying earn their Wings. An ancient tradition that has been practiced for decades. The following acts are known as the Wings of the Wing's system:
Novice;
White wings- Sex with a Virgin.
Pink wings-Sex with someone 5 or more years younger than you.
Black Wings- Sex with a Widow.
Silver Wings- sex with someone old enough to be your mother.
Adept;
Golden Wings- Experiencing your first Golden Shower.
Gray Wings- Sex with someone old enough to be your grandmother.
Orange Wings- Sex with a disabled girl.
Rainbow Wings- Experiencing your first threesome/orgy preferably with 2 or more ethnicities.
Yellow Wings- Sex with a squirter.
Purple Wings- Sex with a pregnant woman.
Heroic;
Crimson wings- Eating a girl out whilst she is having a miscarriage/abortion.
Blue wings - Sex with a dead woman.
Green wings- Eating out a girl with an STD.
Brown wings- Eating out a girl whilst she is going #2.
Legendary;
God wings- Earning all of your wings for the first time during the same Rainbow Wings session.
Novice;
White wings- Sex with a Virgin.
Pink wings-Sex with someone 5 or more years younger than you.
Black Wings- Sex with a Widow.
Silver Wings- sex with someone old enough to be your mother.
Adept;
Golden Wings- Experiencing your first Golden Shower.
Gray Wings- Sex with someone old enough to be your grandmother.
Orange Wings- Sex with a disabled girl.
Rainbow Wings- Experiencing your first threesome/orgy preferably with 2 or more ethnicities.
Yellow Wings- Sex with a squirter.
Purple Wings- Sex with a pregnant woman.
Heroic;
Crimson wings- Eating a girl out whilst she is having a miscarriage/abortion.
Blue wings - Sex with a dead woman.
Green wings- Eating out a girl with an STD.
Brown wings- Eating out a girl whilst she is going #2.
Legendary;
God wings- Earning all of your wings for the first time during the same Rainbow Wings session.
Mark: "Hey Thomas how'd it go with you and Abby last night?"
Thomas: "Not good man, she was on her period and im not ready to earn my Red wings yet, maybe next time"
Mark: " Yea I get that, I'm still trying to earn all of my novice wings before I can tackle all the wings of The Wing's System."
Thomas: "Not good man, she was on her period and im not ready to earn my Red wings yet, maybe next time"
Mark: " Yea I get that, I'm still trying to earn all of my novice wings before I can tackle all the wings of The Wing's System."
The Wing's System by Dragons0m3n November 12, 2017
The Five P's System
a secret that will be released sometime in the next decade. a few guys will be billionaires and famous. watch out for an iPhone app coming out soon too
The Five P's System by snowmanitalianstallion March 22, 2011
Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III
man, you are being such a fucking Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III. i cant believe you.
unique against-the-system white girl syndrome
A fatal condition some women have where they seemingly lose grip of English grammar conventions and decide to start writing like a complete fucking tool. These people also browse Tumblr regularly.
"Have you ever seen a girl on the internet or anywhere else write in all lowercase with run-on sentences and no punctuation? Did you have the sudden urge to find them and punch them in the face?"
"Yeah, it's called unique against-the-system white girl syndrome."
"Yeah, it's called unique against-the-system white girl syndrome."
unique against-the-system white girl syndrome by Inumeration July 14, 2016
Mongolians in the system
-noun
1. Elite beings who Bel Air, Rickroll or Kenobi unsuspecting Christians.
2. Any who commit humorous acts of deception, esp. during broadcasts.
1. Elite beings who Bel Air, Rickroll or Kenobi unsuspecting Christians.
2. Any who commit humorous acts of deception, esp. during broadcasts.
Anchor #1: "This email is from Billybob who writes 'My favorite passage is from Revelations 10:12 - Jesus the Savior. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronii, the savior came as a large and moving Torb. Then during...' "
Anchor #2(interrupts): "That's a phony email from Ghostbusters. You just got Vinz Clortho'd."
Anchor #1: "Gollydarn! There must be some Mongolians in the system!"
Anchor #2(interrupts): "That's a phony email from Ghostbusters. You just got Vinz Clortho'd."
Anchor #1: "Gollydarn! There must be some Mongolians in the system!"
Mongolians in the system by CRACKHEADN1CK January 24, 2010
the system is down
1. obligatory sample from an old sci-fi movie, often used in techno.
2. an indication that a website or network was inundated with requests to the point of breaking, resulting in a server crash.
2. an indication that a website or network was inundated with requests to the point of breaking, resulting in a server crash.
1. doo. doo. doo. doo. the system is down. the system is down.
2. what happened to my website? the system is down, yo.
2. what happened to my website? the system is down, yo.
the system is down by bud newman. February 28, 2003
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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