The Stubby

The act of inserting your own thumb into your rectum while masturbating to promote a speedy climax

I was cracking one off when I heard a knock on the door so I gave myself the stubby to get it over with quickly

by Special needs student April 7, 2011

The Stubba Effect

The Stubba Effect is when you run 5 in the back.

I use The Stubba Effect in Fifa 22.

by Stubbas fan page April 15, 2022

the Stubblefield special

The special case of overwhelmed hot females in need of extra manly and rugged services from the one and only Ian stubblefield. Warning risks involve extream addiction and dependence and symptoms are always the reduction to the use of a wheel chair for several weeks.

milf walks into the pool and asks for "the stubblefield special", perfection craves "the stubblefield special", the cure for hot lesbians to want men again "the stubblefield special" Chuck Norris' secret "the stubblefield special".

by S7UBBS December 30, 2013

stroke the stubble

verb: to rub/finger/stroke a vagina that has been shaved a couple days prior and has short prickly hairs beginning to grow out

"Yeah man, I hooked up with Suzy last night."
"Did you stroke the stubble?"

by ribbs February 17, 2008

the stubbly chin

This is the action of shaving your balls and letting them grow back to a stubbly stage, and as such, while a sexual partner (or victim of any kind) is asleep or passed out, you proceed to scrape your stubbly bollocks across their chin

'That girl was so drunk last night'
'I know, she passed out, so I gave her the stubbly chin!

by me555666 March 31, 2009

The stubb-meister-general

He is the most elusive and cunning man in existence.
Few have seen the myth. Few have known the legend.
Those who have, are never the same again.
Like a fleeting wind, he will whisk any pre-conceptions of the alpha male away from you.
For he, is the unrivalled omega male.
His sheer wit and suave attitude to all, will make you wonder how you ever had a life before him.
If you love your partner, be sure to wear sun glasses when near. For the stubb-Meisters gaze could end your marriage in tears.

Oh my god, it’s the stubb-Meister-general!!! Hide your wives!!!!

by Thewanderingsoul June 17, 2024