The Stationary 

When a male holds his fist in a stationary posistion on a waist high table and inserts his penis into the gap of the fist, thus leading him to feel like he is having authentic sexual intercorse.

"I walked in on steve, while he was performing the stationary on himself, And he ejaculated all over my desk."

The Stationary by Curt & Jeff March 24, 2005

The Stationary Stan 

Instead of a regular handjob in which the woman does the work, she will simply hold her hand out while the man does a thrusting motion into it. Like a backwards handjob.

"Dude, I tried out the Stationary Stan the other day. It was more work for me but it felt awesome!"

The Stationary Stan by Conmad25 February 19, 2009