When your sleazy, white trash, welfare-dependant daughter comes back to roost at your home with her five illegitimate children – because she just can’t make ends meet on four handouts alone.
With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!
It’
s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer,
drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid
cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough
money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or
car repairs.
Man1: I heard that
C moved back in with you, with all the
kids.
Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has
Landed!