the spitz

The Spitz (or spits) is when a shot doesn't land well and you start to salivate a lot cause your body wants to throw it up but you just keep spitting till the feeling passes

(coined by molly kinahan)

"damn where's your sink? that shot gave me the spitz"

by milkymol November 17, 2018

The Spitz

A term a person usually male may use to call out a girl for "Head"

3rd person - " Ayo Rahmel wants the Spitz! "
2nd Person - " So you tryna give me Spitz or nah? "
1st Person - " I'm trynna get The Spitz you heard "

by Ldotty Gzz ⭕🧟‍♀️ December 6, 2022

The Shitz Carlton

Euphemism for a plush, posh or high end restroom. A fancy shitter. Such that you find at an upscale hotel, restaurant or office building. Not your local gas station crapper or rest stop facility.

Pull over. I gotta shit. Ok. Next rest stop is 2 Miles. Rest stop? Are you kidding me, I only pinch my loaves in a Shitz Carlton. Find a hotel and stop there.

I’m very impressed with your restroom remodeling. I must say you’ve created the Shitz Carlton I would truly enjoy heaving out my daily deuce in here.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

The Shitz

something that is awesome, usually referring to self in a 100% non-conceited way; it is usually just talk

Class of '08 is the Shitz!


Person 1: Man tha car is sick
Person 2 (who owns the car): That's cuz I'm the shitz, fool.

by Pluto is a Planet April 22, 2009

The Shitz

A condition where a dude is really fuckin pissed and really happy at the same time.

Derek: "Yo, Sarah's really moody lately. You know what's up with her?"
Jim: "Yeah, she's got the shitz."

by Senor_man September 8, 2019

The Shitztigators

1. The definition of a group of people who start shit and instigate events all in the persuit of making another become so depressed and broken they break into tears.

2. People who play "So you know how i know your gay?" until some one cries

You know how i know your gay?
How?
Because your dick taste like shit!

-From The Shitztigators

by The Shitztigators September 23, 2010