The smurf

The act of the smurf involves banging a female. Banging the female while she is laying on her back, the male chokes her until she becomes blue. The male then ejaculates on her forehead/head area.

Damn dude, I banged that chick the other day and pulled the smurf move. It was great! She loved it!

by ThePack101 October 16, 2019

the smurf from golden axe

refers to a short person, resembling the smurf with the axe from the old popular pc game "Golden Axe".

Look at him, he's so ugly, he looks like the smurf from golden axe.

by phlegmat May 28, 2005

The Smurf Kiss

When taking a shit in a freshly cleaned porta-potty and the blue water splashes back up to your ass.

Gavin was oddly aroused by the cool sensation of the Smurf Kiss after sweating one out in the hot porta-shitter.

by ReconFreak May 23, 2022

The Smurf Cartel

A term used to represent the Smurfs and/or their franchise.

You can bid farewell to the Smurf Cartel, and remember well the name of Gargamel.

by isaacneosoap March 1, 2026

Mira the Smurf

Mira’s the most beautiful, smart, absolutely amazing and (rarely) funny person you’ll ever meet. She has a pretty face, pretty smile and the best hair I’ve ever seen, and she literally perfect physically, But she’s like the height of a fun sized snicker bar. She likes cats (ik disgusting), sometimes only responds with an emoji and She has a terrible music taste for the most part but other than that she’s cool.

Me without Mira the Smurf : * life boring and dull*

Me with Mira the Smurf : *enjoyable and more fun*

by Mira’s Husband February 19, 2023

choke the smurf

slang for masturbation, or wanking if you're normal (english)

Hmmm, I am bored. I think i'll choke the smurf

by Chris the Jebend May 8, 2008

what the smurf

can be used when mad and dont want to get in touble for cusing.Also can be used to be sweet like me

teacher:sit down for the 45th time
you:what the smurf did u say to me?
teacher:sit down
you:go smurf a smurfing smurf

by zimbobaway lou July 25, 2008