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the smokey bear 

A sexual act in which you light the participants hair on fire and then proceed to ejaculate on the participants head to put it out.
the smokey bear by Conor R December 27, 2008

Smokey the Bear 

A fucking awesome ass bear who will take yo bitch and yo weed beware of the bear
Tom: "what happened to us smoking tonight dude?"
Chad: "Fuckin smokey the bear dude."
Smokey the Bear by yomomama November 12, 2013

smokey the bear 

Dergatory trucker term for the police.
Oh, shit, here comes Smokey the Bear on the radar..
smokey the bear by Alias 440 October 1, 2003

Smokey The Bear 

1) When having sex with a girl doggy style, the man lights a cigarette and puts it out on her back so it leaves a burn. Then right as he's about to cum, he'll jizz on the burn spot to cool down the burn.

2) When having sex missionary style the man lights a cigarette and sets her bush on fire with the cigarette, and then puts out the fire with his jizz.

In both cases after the burn/fire is put out you must say " Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires"
"Man I caught her bush on fire, and totally went Smokey The Bear on her Ass"

Smokey the Bear 

One who discourages performing the act of a flaming amazon.
Smokey the Bear says "And remember kids, flaming amazons can be painful and seriously injure one or both participants!!"
Smokey the Bear by whirly pop April 6, 2005

smokey the bear 

A sexual position where a male
blows cigarette smoke into a
female's vagina, then has intercourse.
Afterwards, the female gives the male
oral sex, like she's smoking the cigarette.
Guy 1: You got that chick so drunk last night. What did u get her to do?
Guy 2: She was so wasted she gave me a smokey the bear!
smokey the bear by rytue3 April 25, 2009