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The Show Show 

An epic show consisting of three sexy retards, soon to be on youtube.
Girl 1: "Have you seen The Show Show?"
Girl 2: "YES! It was so funny i almost peed my pants!"
The Show Show by KMBlove July 6, 2010

The Show-Me State 

1. The nickname of the well renowned hillbilly heaven that is the State of Missouri.

2. To reach the appropriate point in a relationship or friendship between two people, straight or gay, when it is time to expose each other's genitals to one another to know what you have to work with.
1. Stan took a vacation to Branson, Missouri. Never had he before seen such an enclave of red necks and hillbilly folk. He was so thankful when he left that he had not been dragged into the woods and made to squeal like a pig.

2. After two months of dating, Dan and Karla had reached The Show-Me State. Karla was ready to see the heat that Dan was packing and to give in a long awaited Hummer. Unfortunately, she was sorely disappointed when she discovered all she was going to be dining on was a Vienna Sausage.

After the show comes the shit cart. 

Old saying from WW1 used by soldiers returning to the trenches after being on leave in England
Soldier #1; Poor Tom bought it hardly a day after returning from leave in London!"

Soldier 2; " Yes, after the show comes the shit cart."

show the stick 

it might be a reference to a concept where "showing the stick" could imply a threat or an aggressive stance. This expression could be interpreted metaphorically, suggesting that when someone brandishes or shows a stick, they are indicating their readiness to resort to violence or aggression to assert dominance or control over a situation.

In certain contexts or cultures, a stick might symbolize power, authority, or even a weapon. Thus, "showing the stick" could imply a warning that someone is prepared to use force or coercion to achieve their goals or defend themselves.
Hampus: what you lookin at cuh

Niya: dont let me show the stick now
show the stick by Jaunito Cramer February 9, 2024

Show "someone" the time

A threat to kill someone.

Inspired from an old tradition of carrying out execution sentences in the "Piazza San Marco", Venice, Italy. The convict will be facing the infamous clock "Torre dell'Orologio" and the last thing he'll be seeing is "time".
-Person A: Yo Tony, if you don't get me that money in 2 days, I'm gonna show you the time!

Show "someone" the time

HOW WAS THE SHOW?! 

The best way to save oneself from getting called short.
Fan: Oh my gawd I'm taller than-

Rapper: "HOW WAS THE SHOW?!"